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Mr.FaosFX
20 Sep 2011, 14:48
Chicken is delicious,
Chicken is juicy,
Chicken is very flavorful,
Chicken is good,
Chicken smells good,
Chicken makes you fly,
Chickens hate Mc'Donalds,
I love Chicken Nuggets,
Chickens hate me for loving Chicken Nuggets,
I love Chickens,
Chickens taste really good,
I'm off to get some chicken.
n4gix
20 Sep 2011, 19:52
Just what part of a chicken is a Nugget? Jim Perdue would like to know... :rotfl:
JRobinson
20 Sep 2011, 20:24
They call it "fowl" for a reason... :)

Jim
VADS
21 Sep 2011, 05:15
And one wonders why The Chicken crossed the road...
amahran
21 Sep 2011, 11:31
I have a dream!
A dream where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned! :rotfl:
n4gix
21 Sep 2011, 13:59
Why did the dolphin swim from California to Hawaii?

To get to the other tide of course!
JRobinson
22 Sep 2011, 03:57
Geese fly in a V formation as we all know, but did you ever notice that one side of the V is always longer than the other? There's a reason for that, do you know what the reason is?
mdm248111
22 Sep 2011, 20:04
Geese fly in a V formation as we all know, but did you ever notice that one side of the V is always longer than the other? There's a reason for that, do you know what the reason is?

In case one gets tired, the one at the end will break off and stay with the other goose? :)
JRobinson
23 Sep 2011, 04:23
Nahh, it's just because there are more geese on that side :)
amahran
23 Sep 2011, 05:31
Oh you! :rolleyes:
Mr.FaosFX
23 Sep 2011, 19:32
Nahh, it's just because there are more geese on that side :)

LMAO!!! That's a good one!
mdm248111
24 Sep 2011, 01:08
Nahh, it's just because there are more geese on that side :)

LOOOOOOOOOL! :rotfl:
Hughes-MDflyer4
25 Sep 2011, 13:08
Why did the dolphin swim from California to Hawaii?

To see how accurate MS Flight's scenery is. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Mr.FaosFX
25 Sep 2011, 17:20
Why was there a doctor climbing to 32,000ft in flight simulator? :speanut:
amahran
26 Sep 2011, 10:01
Oh please do tell...:rolleyes:
Mr.FaosFX
26 Sep 2011, 12:40
Oh please do tell...:rolleyes:

He was checking the bloodometric pressure at that altitute. :D
VADS
27 Sep 2011, 04:51
Going back to Chickens ... lol,

Why did the chicken cross the road: individual perspectives...

James Dean:
To prove he wasn't chicken

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Saddam Hussein:
It is the Mother of all Chickens.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

Arnold Schwartznegger:
It vill be back.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Mr.FaosFX
27 Sep 2011, 23:02
I love the Jack Nicklson one, lol!!!
mdm248111
01 Oct 2011, 15:05
I loved the Arnold Schwarzenegger and Col. Sanders one! :D
BrBlazer
08 Oct 2011, 07:45
Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
david_r
08 Oct 2011, 10:25
I'm off to get some chicken.


in my Language "OFF" is chicken.:stirthepo and "Marak OFF" is "Chicken soup"

David
mdm248111
08 Oct 2011, 16:03
Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

You've just opened a can of worms... XD

I personally think the chicken, but we all know where this thread is going to go if we all answer that question :tapedshut
amahran
08 Oct 2011, 22:33
I believe the chicken came first, because there is inconclusive but eliminative evidence that the first biological self replicator was a self-replicating protein that so happened to luckily come to existence in the primordial soup.
*crosses fingers and waits for answer* :rolleyes:
Smokie
11 Oct 2011, 16:29
Nope ... you wrong :teacher:

I flew it in from Mars myself ..... still have a copy of the waybill :D


... but I cant say more than that, I'm still sworn to secrecy
N2056
12 Oct 2011, 00:15
Well, the chicken was pretty tasty...grilled to perfection with some potatoes and veggies on the side, and a cold beer to wash it all down. :)

Time to move along :D
mdm248111
12 Oct 2011, 20:49
Well, the chicken was pretty tasty...grilled to perfection with some potatoes and veggies on the side, and a cold beer to wash it all down. :)

Time to move along :D

It's better in a fajita :p
swift39
16 Oct 2011, 08:57
Where Chickens Can Cross Roads And Not Have Their Motives Questioned.
amahran
16 Oct 2011, 09:48
Where Chickens Can Cross Roads And Not Have Their Motives Questioned.

Post number 5, swift... ;)
swift39
16 Oct 2011, 10:09
Sorry missed that, always loved that line though.
amahran
16 Oct 2011, 11:04
No worries... :rotfl:
Mr.FaosFX
19 Oct 2011, 02:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_2_EJogf2A >>> mmm tasty.