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I love chicken

Discussion in 'Test, test' started by Mr.FaosFX, 20 Sep 2011.

  1. Mr.FaosFX

    Mr.FaosFX

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    Chicken is delicious,
    Chicken is juicy,
    Chicken is very flavorful,
    Chicken is good,
    Chicken smells good,
    Chicken makes you fly,
    Chickens hate Mc'Donalds,
    I love Chicken Nuggets,
    Chickens hate me for loving Chicken Nuggets,
    I love Chickens,
    Chickens taste really good,
    I'm off to get some chicken.
  2. n4gix

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    Just what part of a chicken is a Nugget? Jim Perdue would like to know... :rotfl:
  3. JRobinson

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    They call it "fowl" for a reason... :)

    Jim
  4. VADS

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    And one wonders why The Chicken crossed the road...
  5. amahran

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    I have a dream!
    A dream where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned! :rotfl:
  6. n4gix

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    Why did the dolphin swim from California to Hawaii?

    To get to the other tide of course!
  7. JRobinson

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    Geese fly in a V formation as we all know, but did you ever notice that one side of the V is always longer than the other? There's a reason for that, do you know what the reason is?
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    In case one gets tired, the one at the end will break off and stay with the other goose? :)
  9. JRobinson

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    Nahh, it's just because there are more geese on that side :)
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  11. Mr.FaosFX

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    LMAO!!! That's a good one!
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    LOOOOOOOOOL! :rotfl:
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    To see how accurate MS Flight's scenery is. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  14. Mr.FaosFX

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    Why was there a doctor climbing to 32,000ft in flight simulator? :speanut:
  15. amahran

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    Oh please do tell...:rolleyes:
  16. Mr.FaosFX

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    He was checking the bloodometric pressure at that altitute. :D
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    Going back to Chickens ... lol,

    Why did the chicken cross the road: individual perspectives...

    James Dean:
    To prove he wasn't chicken

    Bill Gates:
    To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

    Saddam Hussein:
    It is the Mother of all Chickens.

    Jack Nicholson:
    'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

    Arnold Schwartznegger:
    It vill be back.

    Colonel Sanders:
    I missed one?
  18. Mr.FaosFX

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    I love the Jack Nicklson one, lol!!!
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    I loved the Arnold Schwarzenegger and Col. Sanders one! :D
  20. BrBlazer

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    Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

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