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Programmer memes...

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...some of which are very relatable.

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A programmer is sat on a bench in a park smoking a cigarette.
A man approaches and asks him "have you not seen the warning on the wrappers?!"
The programmer responds: "I don't care about warnings, only errors!"

How do 2 programmers earn money?
One writes a virus while the other writes and anti-virus!

Sorry, as a non..or at least extremely basic level of programmer.. these are the only ones I know off the top of my head
 
Aviasim said:
A programmer is sat on a bench in a park smoking a cigarette.
A man approaches and asks him "have you not seen the warning on the wrappers?!"
The programmer responds: "I don't care about warnings, only errors!"
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I must be an anomaly then as there are a great many warnings I do care about. Some are trivial but if they are in sufficient numbers, they can hide important ones.
 
Gee, and I always thought it was "...that turns caffeine and pizza into crap." :duck:
 
I find the caffeine and pizza part ironic given that caffeine and cheese are practically the worst substances to put into your body when doing heavy brain labour....
 
2 regular meals a day with sufficient space between, early to bed, and sharp focus during working hours with no distractions pulls off more than slogging away all the time does. The past 2 weeks have proven that for me.
 
JB3DG said:
2 regular meals a day with sufficient space between, early to bed, and sharp focus during working hours with no distractions pulls off more than slogging away all the time does. The past 2 weeks have proven that for me.
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Mind that I never had to stick to a schedule or deadlines, so I could just do nothing when I didn't feel like it.

My last skill expansion was learning VBScript and that was mostly done near the end of the workday when things got calmer.
 
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