Yeah, but it assumes I know something about Gmax, which is NOTHING like my case.
Forget a "for dummies" guide, I need a "For Completely stupid idiots" guide
You are right; the tutorials do assume some knowledge of GMAX, but there is a good reason for that.
The only way you are going to get started with GMAX is to actually use it, so I'd suggest that you start with an hour a day for a month, just trying all the tools, and reading the manual. There are some good resources which come with GMAX, but are available as separate downloads.
Have a look here.
It is not really possible to 'learn' GMAX by following a set of instructions in a tutorial, so it's up to you to figure out the best way for you to learn it. I have a friend who uses my computer quite often, for a number of reasons, but has absolutely no interest in learning the basics -- she just wants lists of instructions to follow, and she even writes these down in a notebook. If I mention that she could use Notepad or similar, she just says that's too complicated. She has no idea about how to layer windows, so she is always 'losing' things.
The result is that I need to be on hand all the time she is working on the computer -- I sit there and answer questions continually. As you can imagine, this is a hopeless situation.
She needs to understand the basics, so that she can figure things out herself. It's the same with GMAX, if you don't want to have to rely on someone to answer every question each time you get stuck. This means doing a lot of reading, learning the 'language', so that you know the correct names for tools and techniques, figuring out how to build basic shapes. Then you can move on to the FS tutorials. At this point, if there's something you don't understand you should have a good idea of where to find the answer.
Since the early days of the Windowlight tutorials, I've always recommended a good book on GMAX, and I've finally managed to shift this page to the new site --
take a look here for details.